Friday, September 09, 2005

Katrina, Part I...It's Bush's Fault...
This kind of crap circulated the same day the hurricane hit the Gulf Coast. Depending on your angle, George W. Bush:

1. Controls the weather.
2. Somehow mystically willed a hurricane to slam into a minority majority city (New Orleans, 70% black) because he secretly hates black people.
3. Could have avoided all of this if he had simply ratified the Kyoto Treaty.

This is how irrational some on what we continue to call "the Left" continue to think. That people will eagerly echo some or all of these sentiments without thinking about the absurdity behind them is even scarier.

According to the "other side" George W. Bush is the most powerful man in the universe, surpassing in abilities the likes of Superman and Hercules.

GW knew about 9/11 beforehand and could have stopped it. GW knows where Usama bin Hidin' is but just refuses to go after him. GW Bush manipulated two elections. GW is hoarding oil for the benefit of his Oil Company cronies, while simultaneously fighting a war for free oil that we intend to steal from the Iraqis. GW could have prevented a hurricane and single-handedly saved the Gulf Coast.

George W. Bush is a freakin' genius, ain't he?

And these same people are the ones who said he was a fucking moron because he can't pronounce nuclear correctly? Hell, if I could control the weather, I wouldn't give a damn about diction either.

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