Thursday, February 09, 2012

A Few Loose Ends...

Some stuff that I had meant to blog about, but forgot or didn't get to.

Professor Hanson reminds us why he's smarter than everyone else...and a snazzy dresser.

This Just In: Even after getting ventillated braincase, JFK is still a fucking slimeball.

Iowahawk: A Fistful of Rebates...

Iowahawk is a National Treasure -- except without that faggot Nicholas Cage and his fucked up teeth. Jesus, you’re a movie star and cousin or some shit of some famous director, or something. You’d think Nick could afford a decent dental plan?

Anyway, Iowahawk has more talent than Cage, and better teeth, so read him every goddamned day.

Anyhoo, here's Iowahawk taking the Clint Eastwood "pro-Obama" Super Bowl ad to task. Enjoy.

Think of It As The Healthcare Version of "Catch-and-Release"...

Nutjob climbs L.A. Tower....naked and whistling hymns.

While the President is busy using Gestapo-like tactics to force the catholic Church to pay for abortions, perhaps he could explain what his "landmark" "healthcare" law is going to do to help the truly mentally ill?

Of Catholics and Contraceptives...

On the newfangled-and-iron-fisted idea that Barack Obama (supposedly a Constitutional Scholar? Go figure!) and a bunch of died-in-the-wool Libtards can force the Catholic Church to provide contraceptives and abortion benefits for it's employees in violation of the First Amendment, I have the following thing to say:

Barack Obama can force the Church to provide the Morning-After Pill to it's employees just as soon as:

Obama mandates that every mosque in America should allow unfettered access to it's grounds, members and records by the FBI,24/7/365.

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Romney's Freudian Slip?

Mitt Romney: "I’m Not Concerned About The Poor…"

There are Three Dots after that sentence fragment for a reason; Romney said more that qualified and explained this otherwise callous statement, but don’t ever expect anyone to give him any credit for what followed. Faster than Barack Obama could say "Michelle, pack our bags!" Romney was being excoriated in the media for being a modern-day Scrooge, and opportunistically assailed by his political opponents as someone too damned rich to have clue one about of the travails of the Common Man.

This Is Why The Public Schools Suck, Part II...

Brooklyn teacher allegedly molests special ed charges, distributes kiddie porn on the Internet.

And yes, that is a picture of the alleged perpetrator dressed as the Easter Bunny.

Makes you wonder what the hell we're spending so much money on; obviously, it's about keeping alleged pedophiles employed instead of educating children.

No doubt this asshole's union will be front and center in defending him to the death. In New York City, even if this man is eventually convicted on these charges, he will no doubt still be collecting a paycheck and a pension the entire time...while in jail.

Because the ultimate purpose of the so-called Education Unions is not to educate anyone, but to ensure that the lowest-common-denominator in American Life gets to enjoy a decent standard of living, free of responsibility and at someone else's expense, in return for dues which then go to buy politicians. If that cause demands that a pedophile be protected from the consequences of his actions, then so be it. Just you watch.

It's never about the kids.

People like this should be taken out and burnt alive at the stake. On Pay-per-View.

Where's Jared Loughner When You Need Him?

Oh, right...he's already in jail for shooting a congresscritter.

Maybe we ought to be giving him a fucking medal, instead? He seems to have had the right idea, but maybe just picked the wrong target.

(Before I get an avalanche of faux-outraged e-mails from Libtards:  no, I'm not advocating that someone actually shoot a member of Congress, or making fun of Gabby Giffords and the other victims of that particular crime. I'm asking a rhetorical question in a tongue-in-cheek fashion. Get a fucking sense of humor, and unbunch your friggin' panties, you ninnies!)

The Washington Post identifies 35 Congressdouches who used their power to benefit themselves. And just in case that didn't make you sick, the Post then goes on to tell you how members of Congress use their power to benefit their relatives.

Crazy Lady Sues New York For $900 Trillion...

Yep, you've read that right: that's 900 trillion dollars.

That's 60 times the current National Debt.

That's 64.28571 times the annual Gross National Product of the entire United States.

That's almost 15,000 times the entire budget for the City of New York.

If you lined up 900 trillion dollars bills, end-to-end, it would stretch...well, pretty damned far, I reckon!

That is the sum a Staten Island woman is suing the City of New York for, in a lawsuit over her children.