Oh, happy day! It has finally happened! I have finally been able to prove to the knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, unionized high school dropouts at the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles that I, your humble correspondent, do exist!
I have just received my brand, spankin' new New York State Photo identification card. The one I've been seeking like it was the Holy Fuckin' Grail for five years now. If you're not familiar with my trials and tribulations on this subject, you can read about them here and here.
I'll wait until you're up to speed....
