More Dope on the Dopes...
A few mental notes I've made on KerryEdwards (that's their new name, by the way) in the past few days;

1. John Kerry is actually a cadaver. He's been dug up, put in a suit and if you look very closely you might be able to see the marionette strings they use to make him move around. Edwards is a nice choice for VP because he at least can pretend to be excited by the prospect of ultimate defeat.
2. Edwards has a dazzling, almost distracting smile. It distracts your eyes from his own,which are vacuous and devoid of anything describable as intelligence. The last time we had someone in the White House with a dazzling smile with nothing behind it, his name was James Earl Carter.
3. The news clips showing a John Kerry seemingly energized by the youthful, puppy-like exuberance of John Edwards is still a dick, only now he at least looks like a rich white guy who's trying to be "one of the guys" and "get into it". Fish out of water is an understatement.
4. Ter-RAY-za Heinz-Kerry should be instructed by the political folks that when she talks, she must remember that even a train eventually comes to a stop. The woman sucks up all the oxygen in any room she enters.
5. Edwards is still an empty suit. He's an automaton, wound up and given his lines to recite. It becomes painfully obvious every time I see him. An original thought and a cold drink of water might actually kill him.