Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Never Visiting Great Adventure Again...
From the website of the Islamic Circle of North America:

"Insha Allah, on September 16, 2005, the New Jersey theme park, Six Flags Great Adventure, is set to be transformed as 'The Great Muslim Adventure Day', an event organized by ICNA. This event is designed to provide entertainment for the entire family! Alhamdulillah, the entire park is reserved for Muslims!"

Now if I was a customer of Six Flags, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that place again for at least a month. I can see it all now: customers will complain that they will not enter the park unti every square inch had been swept for explosives --- five times. Suspicious packages will be reported 2000 times a day in the aftermath. Camel poop will foul the parking lot for years to come.

Seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

However, it does have it's up side: now the FBI will have the chance to photograph every single Muslim that enters the park. Protests will be held for weeks prior to and after the event as the local community makes it clear that they will stay away from the park because of security concerns. The Northeastern Beastiality Club will sue for their right to a "bring your four-legged lover to the park day". Local municipalities will send the bills for the massive overtime for increased police and emergency services presence to Six Flags.

I wonder, now that I'll know where they'll all be that day, if anyone would mind if I hijacked a Royal Saudi Airline 747 full of pork rinds and plowed it into the park?

Of course, I jest.

Or do I?

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