This was posted a few days ago over at Instapundit. I would have linked it sooner, but I was wondering just where that pesky pecker could have gotten to. Here's a list of possible locations:
* Stuck in the Late-Senator Robert Byrd's Ass.
* Helen Thomas' mouth.
* Al Gore's Defense Team has it, hoping to use a variation of the "If it Doesn't Fit, you Must Acquit" defense in his upcoming Painting the Masseuse With your Man-milk case.
* Elin Woods got that in the divorce, too.
* Keith Olbermann uses it as a pacifier.
* Those Yuppie Russian Spies managed to smuggle it back to Moscow.
* BP was planning to plug the hole in the Gulf with it, just as soon as the government decides the Jones Act doesn't cover mummified penies...in another two months.
* It's in the same extra-dimensional pocket where Elvis, Bigfoot, Nessie, and the Abominable Snowman all live when they aren't busy being spotted eating at a Burger King in Chillcothe, Indiana by some inbred with astigmatism and a raging crystal meth habit.
* It's currently polling 15-points higher than Nancy Pelosi in a primary race for her congressional seat.
* It was named Secretary of the Treasury by President Obama.
Post your theories here!