Wednesday, September 07, 2011

It's Even Worse Than I Thought...

In reference to this post, in which it was revealed that the City of New York was actually paying people to be 'better' parents, I have some new information for you.

Exclusive! The Lunatic's Asylum Gets Advance Copy of Tonight's Obama Speech!

In a major journalistic coup, the Lunatic's Asylum has obtained an advance copy of the speech that President Marriott-Suites will be giving before a joint session of Congress this very evening. Lefty the Asylum Elf, after intense negotiations with Barack Obama's Teleprompter, snagged a snippet of the speech which we have been told we may publicize here at the Asylum.