Apologies to all the inmates. I've been away for far too long.
However, Life sometimes conspires to keep us from the things we really wish to do, and I have fallen victim to this dictum (that fucking rhymed!). Between (paying) work, Tess' health problems, and general apathy, the Asylum has been left to languish in the Internet version of Limbo for a while.
But no more!
Coming soon: a new design, more insanity, more caustic bullshit from the fevered imagination of Your's Truly.
Fasten your seat belts; it's about to get all sorts of crazy up in here.