Man of the People, Part 1...
Introducing a new feature of the Lunatic's Asylum! I will now record (as often as possible) indications that John Kerry is an idiot (as if you didn't know) and his team's probable attempts to straighten them out (i.e. spin them). I will not have to go looking for stuff, since Kerry usually can't stop talking and that provides all the ammo I need. To wit:
Kerry Calls Secret Service agent an SOB:
1. The snow was soft due to the Bush Administration's failure to adopt the Kyoto accords. Global warming creates crappy and dangerous snow, which is a danger to skiers and snowboarders all over the world. In the interests of recreational safety, John Kerry would not only push to have Kyoto ratified, he'd volunteer America for even more restrictive regulation.
2. Kerry did not "fall down" (Weebles are notorious for defying gravity, after all), he was attacked by a Bush operative disguised as a Secret Service agent. This is just the tip of the iceberg of a "vast right-wing conspiracy" to kill or seriously injure him prior to the election to keep him from winning the election and fulfilling his true destiny of implementing a communist utopia on American shores.
3. Kerry's use of the sobriquet "SOB" was something that slipped out in the "heat of the moment". It shows that Kerry is "passionate" about everything he does, and "competitive". Manly virtues if ever there were. Finally, a true "Alpha-Male".