Man arrested for rubbing flight attendant's crotch in flight.
He could at least have offered her a drink, first. Sheesh. Some guys just don't know how to treat a lady.
Maybe he was just checking her for explosives?
You know, I think it'sabout time Airport Security (an oxymoron) did something useful, and instead of making nursing mothers drink breast milk, or feel up six year olds and take knitting needles away from wheelchair-bound grandmothers, they could start keeping drunks off airplanes.
And how did this guy get a bottle of scotch on board the plane when that very self-same crack security regime demands that all bottles and liquids be placed in a clear plastric bag for inspection? Oh right: union security screeners.