This Past Week...

Right, it's been a light week here at the Asylum, as I have had other things to do and unfortunately could not spew caustic venom as much as you would like. But some nice things did happen this week, as well.

Pop on over the Insane Asylum, where my Brother From Another Mother, Mr. Chap, has been furiously scouring the internet for only the finest, choicest morsels of everyday insanity to poke fun at. While you're there, you can check out my latest on the bizarre circumstances behind a Klansman's political endorsement of a former Black Panther. You should also read everything else on offer, because Mr.Chap and Nena Grace have a handsome baby boy to keep in diapers and strained beets, and every pageview helps!

My last offering, about Obama and George Orwell is posted this very morn at Diogenes' Middle Finger. As always, I thank Diogenes Sarcastica for allowing me another platform from which to influence the youth of America. As to whether that's a healthy thing or not, I leave it to you to decide. Quite frankly, I'm personally afraid of what might happen if your youngins were left entirely to my care and wisdom. They might grow up to be chain smoking, salty-talking curmudgeons who would rather stick hatpins in their own eyes than vote democrat (small 'd' intentional).

And you wouldn't want that, would you?

Anyhow, you can follow us at Facebook now. I have a fan page...still under construction...but I have one. The thought of fans creeps me out, but this is what one is compelled to do in this age of social networking media, so there's nothing for it. You can also follow both the Insane Asylum and Diogenes' Middle Finger blogs at Facebook, and I suggest that you do, or I might be forced to sell those revealing pictures of you and the donkey to your local newspaper, and that would be a terrible way for you wife to find out you weren't at the convention in Wichita Falls, now, isn't it?