Bill Under the Knife...
This past weekend, former President and World-renown rapist (allegedly), William Clinton underwent quadruple bypass surgery in a New York Hospital. Unfortunately, the surgery was a success, but that is neither here nor there. What is amazing, or newsworthy, about this?

a) Clinton actually HAS a heart...
b) After the surgery he managed to call John Kerry and tell him to "shut the hell up" about Vietnam...

Ah, that Bill. Always had his priorities straight. About to be indicted for lying under oath; bomb an aspirin factory. About to be accused of sexual harrassment or rape; burn down a church in Waco, Texas. Had a life-threatening operation; call John Kerry and give him some political pointers.

I'm so glad this man is no longer in the White House. Now, if we could just get his wife on an operating table somehow...