Leave it to San Francisco to come up with something this stupid:
Free Wi-Fi to Be Offered in City Housing Projects.
Next week's Headlines in San Francisco:
"Mayor Gavin Newsome Stunned By Rampant Wi-Fi Gear Theft"
"Laptop Theft up 300% in San Francisco; Mayor and Police at a Loss as To Why"
"Childhood Obesity in SF up 500%, Mayor Blames Endless Hours of Websurfing"
"Criminal Probe of City Wi-Fi Contracts Connects Mayor to Campaign Donors"