Monday, October 10, 2011

Welcome, Diogenes' Middle Finger Readers...

We're glad to see you here at the Asylum, and invite you to indulge in as much psychiatrist-rejected mental diarrhea as you can stomach. You'll find coffee, scones, and strychnine on the settee near the heavy steel doors leading to the padded rooms. If you need anything, or require a great, big, whopping dose of Thorazine, Lefty, Swifty, Bull, Ox and Twinkie, our courteous and professional Asylum Elves will be glad to help you...right after they finish ironing and folding the strait jackets.

A link to Diogenes' Middle Finger has been added to our world-famous Wall of Infamy...errr...Blogroll. Regular Asylum readers should scoot on over there on pain of death...or at least under threat of visit from Knuckles the Enforcer Elf.


Oh, and while I'm at it, you'll be glad to know that the mental deficient who writes this thing (that would be me) is also a featured contributor at the Insane Asylum, which we strongly suggest you should read daily, or there will be no more Prozac for you! Stop by and give my real-but-imaginary friends Mr. Chap and Nena Grace a few minutes of your time... you'll be glad you did!


Robert Janicki said...

I just came over from Diogenes Middle Finger, as I am a regular reader there and an op/ed writer over at Capitalist Preservation. DS is a pretty good guy and it's nice to know that you two have worked out the problem of content appropriation. I have bookmarked your site and will probably read and comment from time to time. As a constitutional conservative, I am an unapologetic informal member of the angry right wing mob and proud of it.

Diogenes Sarcastica said...

Thanks for coming over here and puttin' in a few good words for me, Robert......the check is in the mail!

BeeSting said...

What a beautiful welcome!

Anyone spending time on the computer sure needs a padded room these days.

OK, now where are coffee, scones, and strychnine ... ?