Thursday, February 16, 2012

From The "Don't Be Ridiculous Files"...

Short Answer: NO.

Some thoughts on Michelle Obama.

Michelle Obama IS an angry Black Woman. And a racist, too. You only get one chance to make a first impression; Michelle Obama made a bad one with her first attempt, and she hasn’t done a damned thing to deserve an honest, sympathetic re-evaluation since.

Fuck Michelle Obama. If it were up to me, she’d be in Gitmo with the rest of the truly dangerously-stupid people. She is a complete blowhard whiny doofus elevated far beyond her talents and intelligence by Affirmative Action and our societal irrational guilt over Slavery, much like her husband, who’s only saving grace is that she somehow managed to produce beautiful children.

And one gets the distinct impression that she only managed this feat because her husband must have mailed his sperm to her for self-impregnation because he’s too frightened to get close to her, too. People like Michelle Obama are living proof that Darwin might have been half-right, but that Evolution might occasionally get stuck in Neutral for reasons we haven’t quite discerned yet. Her goal in life appears to be to hop up on her Menstrual Cycle and attempt to run everyone else over with it.

Someone has to pay for whatever pisses her off, and she doesn't quite care who.

Michelle Obama is a modern-day Marie-Antoinette, with one glaring difference: at least Marie-Antoinette served a purpose. Michelle Obama is about as useful as teats on a boar hog. I have less use for her than a dog has for it's fleas.

I can’t wait for the day when this woman’s husband gets thrown out of office and she can return to a much-deserved obscurity, where she can squat in the darkness and nurse her imagined grievances to her heart’s content in a designer strait jacket.

The attempt by the Libtard Media to paint this woman as a modern-day Jackie Kennedy (in line with it's piss-poor-and-transparent attempt to paint anything Obama as the manifestation of a New Camelot) is sickening. It indicates a press that has misused it's freedoms to basically make shit up to suit it's collective-and-questionable tastes, and has lost it's moral authority to be the primary safeguard of Liberty for all the co-ordinated lying the major media outlets seem to do.

This sort of Libtard navel-gazing, this can-we-sell-the-rubes-the-same-shit-in-a-different-package reportage makes it clean to any thinking person that we are, alas, truly on our own. The Gatekeepers have truly abandoned their posts, bribed, like the Praetorian Guard of ancient Rome, into spouting the Official Line in return for power and gold.

Michelle Obama is a hateful, spiteful woman, and although this post has been full of the same, it's all justified by that old adage:

You reap what you sow.

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