Saturday, June 04, 2011

115 Reasons Why Liberals Suck...

It's time to dust this one off again. I do it from time to time as the need becomes apparent, or because something occurs which reminds me of these time-honored maxims. Yesterday, that occurrence was the purchase of a gallon of milk.

So, there I am on the way home from the supermarket when I came upon the local gas station while waiting to cross the street. I took a look at the sign where the prices for a gallon of gas are posted, and saw that unleaded regular is going for $4.07 per gallon in this neck of the woods. Expensive, indeed. And then I thought about all the news coverage lately about those high prices, and about how all the rage these days is 'to go after' Big Oil for their 'price gouging' which 'hurts The Poor disproportionately', and then I remembered something:

I had just paid $4.59 for a gallon of fucking milk.

And then three seemingly random thoughts popped into my head:

A. Apparently it's quite acceptable to investigate and threaten Big Oil for charging exorbitant prices for what might be considered a luxury item, but why isn't anyone looking into Big Dairy for charging an outrageous price for a goddamned necessity?

B. What a curious convention that our 'Poor' have personal automobiles, and that they are, presumably, commuting to work with them. I figure if they're going to a job in a private automobile they ain't exactly poor in the same way as, say, someone living in Soweto, Mumbai, or Kabul would be considered Poor.

It would seem our notions of poverty have gone upscale; we must have the only poverty-stricken population on Planet Earth commuting to a job in a private automobile. I guess it would be an even-greater crime if they didn't have anti-lock brakes, air conditioning, and a six-speaker sound system?

C. Didn't President Frequent-Flyer-Miles pretty much promise us that under his steady hand gasoline prices would skyrocket? Isn't this, like, the only campaign pledge he's actually kept?

And then I figured out what was really going on; the hysteria over 'price gouging' and punishing Big Oil was, once again, just the Libtards at Work. And then that old maxim popped into my head about Liberals and skewed priorities. It's kabuki theatre intended to distract and mislead people so that they forget that the Libtards are presently presiding over a fucked up economy they vowed to fix, we're saddled with a $14 trillion deficit they refuse to address, ahem... labor under a persistent 9% unemployment rate, rammed  a monster Healthcare plan they still can't explain or pay for down our throats, we're going on two years without a Federal Budget, and they have started a third war after complaining vociferously for nearly a decade about two others. Amongst other things.

So, I figured that, once again, it was time to dust off the old 'Reasons Why Liberals Suck' post, add a few new ones, and repost it because people always seem to forget the simple wisdom contained within it. Consider it a public service.

Without further ado, I present "115 Reasons Why Liberals Suck".

(Ed. Note: This list originated in 2003 with 50 reasons why Liberals Suck. It's grown as the years have passed).

1. Liberalism is a movement of the well-intentioned, but ill-informed, led by the well-informed and ill-intentioned.

2. At heart, a liberal is an eternal adolescent, forever in search of escape from conventional morality, consequences and responsibility.

3. Freedom from moral consequence can only be secured by a collectivist, totalitarian state.

4. The Liberal religion worships the twin gods of The Government and The Genitalia.

5. A Liberal believes that psychology is a hard science in the same way that physics and chemistry are hard sciences.

6. Freedom, to a Liberal, refers solely to the freedom of the genitalia.

7. All non-sexual individual freedoms are despised by the Liberal because they contain within them an element of personal responsibility, self-sacrifice, or abstention.

8. Collectivism seeks to eliminate the need for personal responsibility and moral consequence by shifting blame for failure from the individual to "society" or "the System".

9. The Constitution and the Bill of Rights are the enemy of the Liberal. Because they are clear in their elaboration of both the rights of the Individual and the Powers of Government, both documents must be subverted, re-interpreted, or ignored, as needed.

10. The Liberal hates the United States because it has been the premier guarantor and promoter of individual rights in the history of mankind.

11. All institutions – schools, environMENTAL organizations, Civil Rights Groups, Law courts, Markets, etc., serve no relevant purpose to a Liberal except when they can be made to promote the concept of the collective.

12. Abortion is necessary to guarantee genital freedom and to further erode the concept of personal responsibility, while eliminating future generations of less-desirable human beings.

14. The Liberal must create an atmosphere of perpetual crisis, fear, and envy in order to justify continued collectivist oppression.

15. Religion is the enemy of the Liberal since it promotes morality and responsibility and suggests an authority set above Government.

16. Despite decades of failure, the Liberal clings to his collectivist ideology because it is HIS religion.

17. Liberals seek to dominate any institution that can be used to undermine or eliminate parental rights, such as schools, child-abuse agencies, pediatric associations, etc. and which can be used to turn children into informants for the State against their own parents.

18. The Liberal seeks to sanction and jail those who dare to home school their children, or who have the balls and wherewithal to raise their children in an environment outside of Liberal control or influence.

19. Individual ownership of firearms is the greatest threat to collectivism and the greatest expression of individual rights, therefore, all Liberals despise guns.

20. All freedoms demand responsible behavior. The Liberal despises responsibility, therefore, he despises freedom.

21. A Liberal worships his pantheon of Kennedys, Clintons, Cuomos, Jacksons, Gores and Obamas, for WHO they are, and in spite of WHAT they are.

22. The Liberal despises National Sovereignty, which is a guarantor of individual freedoms.

23. The Liberal promotes international government, such as the United Nations and the European Union, which seek to destroy National Sovereignty. The Soviet Union did not collapse, it merely moved west.

24. The Liberal is obsessed with the idea of centralized control of all human endeavors.

25. Liberals often speak of tolerance but can only tolerate other Liberals.

26. Liberals seek to criminalize any speech promoting responsibility, morality, or individualism as "hate speech" or sedition.

27. To a liberal, the thought cannot be separated from the deed -- unless one of his or her own is thinking or doing it.

28. Environmentalists lie as a matter of course, promoting paranoia based upon verifiable falsehood.

29. A Liberal’s only method of discourse is to insult and discredit all who disagree with him. Failing that, they attempt to draw attention away from the subject at hand by "moving on" and changing the subject.

30. Your freedom is a Liberal’s oppression.

31. Private property and wealth are disgusting and distasteful concepts to a Liberal -- unless they should have more than you do.

32. Liberals hate freedom-loving people with a passion bordering on mania.

33. The Liberal seeks to replace a moral world-view with an emotional one which can be more easily manipulated for political ends.

34. A Liberal claims to "care" for the homeless, mentally ill, lame, lazy and shiftless, but would never invite one of them into their own home.

35. The Liberal typically chooses a career – law, psychology, academic, bureaucrat, "activist", which produces nothing of value and which uses the power of government to extract the wealth of others.

36. Liberal "programs" enrich Liberals and screw the people they were purportedly supposed to help.

37. Liberals despise masculinity, as they view it as a symbol of individual freedom and power.

38. Feminist groups exist to promote lesbianism and socialism and have nothing to do with "equal rights".

39. The EEOC regularly invents incidents of racism and discrimination in order to justify its existence and to promote the collectivist ideals regarding employment and equality-of-outcome-type Liberal programs or thought.

40. Liberals despise suburbs as the manifestation of individual property and prosperity -- but seem to have no such qualms about gentrifying ghettos.

41. Liberals hate marriage and the family because they are institutions that strengthen the bonds between individuals -- leaving no room for collectivism -- and because they are institutions which frown upon immorality.

42. Liberals despise the automobile as a symbol of personal freedom.

43. Other diseases kill far more people, but Liberals are obsessed with AIDS because it is the consequence of promiscuity and immorality.

44. Liberal activities are driven by ego and a need for self-satisfaction. A liberal believes and does the things he does because he must prove that he "cares" more than you do.

45. Liberals thrive on emotion and die by reason.

46. Anything espoused by a Liberal as "for the children" is a direct assault upon your family, your privacy, your wallet and your rights.

47. Liberals have no compunction against using violence, deceit, or oppression if it furthers the collectivist cause.

48. Liberals are elitists who routinely exempt themselves from the very rules and suggested behaviors they impose on everyone else.

49. A Liberal must accept as an article of faith that my gun has killed more people than Ted Kennedy’s car or Janet Reno's ATF and FBI.

50. Liberals believe that Geraldo Rivera, Katie Couric, Dan Rather, and Oprah Winfrey are "journalists".

51. Liberals howl if a "protected" group is offended by speech or action, but will remain dead silent if the offended happen to be any of the following: Christians, White Males, Heterosexuals or Taxpayers.

52. Liberals believe wealth is static and quantifiable, and that that it should be divided equally. So, if I have "too much money", it follows that I must have stolen someone else’s "fair share".

53. Liberals believe that Richard Nixon was a vile criminal but that Stalin, Mao, and Fidel Castro are "progressive" leaders who had only the best of intentions.

54. All Liberal ideologies tend towards worldwide totalitarianism.

55. A Liberal is quite ready to point out misconduct by a member of a group opposed to them, but will routinely excuse even more vile behavior by their own.

56. Liberals are obsessed with the theory of evolution because the alternatives terrify them.

57. A full-time, stay-at-home mother enrages a Liberal.

58. Human life is cheap in a Liberal world.

59. The Liberal routinely changes the definition of a word to suit his purpose. For example, you have the "choice" to abort your unborn children, but not the "choice" of smoking, owning a gun, or buying an SUV.

60. A Liberal cannot conceive of a problem that cannot be solved without Government intervention. Although more often than not, Government Action created the problem in the first place.

61. Hillary Clinton's village is a totalitarian state: it used to be called the Soviet Union.

62. Given the chance, a Liberal would ban the Bible, Constitution, Declaration of Independence and Tom Sawyer as "hate speech".

63. Liberals view people as objects without moral motivation, thus we have the welfare state, abortion rights, etc. Conversely, they view inanimate objects in strictly moral terms, thus they are able to vilify and impart motives to firearms, cigarettes, SUV's, corporations, etc.

64. "Third Way" politics is a new shade of lipstick on the same Socialist pig.

65. Liberals are often intolerant, immature, violent thugs, laboring under the misapprehension that they do what they do for "social and moral causes".

66. The Liberal would sooner pluck out his own eye that to cut a tax.

67. Liberals still believe that Marx was right, despite the evidence to the contrary.

68. Hitler was a Socialist, not a Fascist and certainly NOT a Conservative. (See # 53 and #55).

69. Liberals believe that AIDS kills people because prevention and treatment services are underfunded, and not because people behave irresponsibly.

70. Liberals detest the death penalty, but favor abortion, thus setting up the convoluted idea that it’s okay to save the guilty and kill the innocent.

71. Liberals believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and that doctors are overpaid robber barons.

72. A Liberal believes that gender roles are "imposed by society" and that homosexuality is "normal" behavior.

73. A Liberal believes that business creates oppression and that Government creates wealth.

74. To a Liberal, self-esteem, the concept, is far more important than doing anything to actually earn some.

75. A Liberal regularly engages in symbolism because if he told the truth, no one would listen.

76. Liberals hate the NRA for their defense of the Second Amendment, and praise the ACLU for their perversion of the First .

77. To a Liberal, Taxes are too low and ATM fees are too high.

78. Racial profiling by police departments is wrong, but perfectly acceptable for deciding who gets into Law School.

79. The only difference between a Liberal and a Communist is that a Communist is AWARE of what he is doing.

80. Continued Liberal support for the shiftless, lazy, halt, lame, and crippled is necessary because they are the groups most easily manipulated by fear and envy.

81. Any proposal to build "low-income" housing is applauded by a Liberal, unless, of course, someone chooses to build it on the Upper West Side, or Malibu Beach.

82. In Liberal math, an 8% increase in government spending on any favored program rather than the usual-and-customary 10% increase equates to a 2% "cut" in funding, which somehow always results in someone starving or dying unnecessarily.

83. All of society’s ills can be cured by "education" inside a union-run institution that does no such thing.

84. All Liberals use words like "Ethnocentric", "jingoistic", "homophobic" and "trans-gendered" at least three times a day.

85. All Liberals have a primal urge to refer to any idea that they cannot comprehend -- or merely dislike -- as "sexist", "racist", "homophobic", etc.

86. A Liberal finds it perfectly acceptable to dispense condoms in a public school, but would cry bloody murder if the package had the Ten Commandments printed on it.

87. A Liberal advocates the killing of human beings (abortion) and the preservation of wildlife.

88. A Liberal feels that the only thing wrong with Communist States of the past was NOT that they were founded upon a flawed political ideology and engaged in awful repression, but rather that the results would have been far different if only the RIGHT Communists had been available to run them.

89. A Liberal believes that character doesn’t count...because they very often have none.

90. A Liberal will tell you that the First Amendment protects those that burn a flag, protest at a dead soldier's funeral, or beat up a Tea Party activist, and in the same breath, insist that Rush Limbaugh promotes "hate speech".

91. A Liberal would like to see the National Anthem replaced with the "Two Minutes Hate".

92. Liberals have such high opinions of themselves, their motives, and their ideas, that they would have you believe that the rest of us actually want to live in a world with dirty air and water, hip-deep in starving schoolchildren and dying elderly people..

93. Human nature does not exist to a Liberal, and when it routinely manifests itself, it is routinely ignored, and if possible, legislated and taxed.

94. Liberals view people in the same way a sculptor views a lump of clay, or a block of marble.

95. Liberals believe that man is inherently malleable and that all that’s needed is the proper training of man to enact to collectivist vision of the universe.

96. Loyalty is a concept foreign to most Liberals because it entails responsibility.

97. Ethics can be easily dispensed with in a Liberal world if they conflict with the creation of the collective.

98. Euphemism is the language of a Liberal, and symbolism is his modus operandi. Clarity and actual accomplishments are the enemies of Liberalism because Liberalism thrives on vagueness and the emotional aspects of "struggle".

99. Liberals believe that criminals should have more rights than law-abiding citizens.

100. Liberals routinely invent extra-Constitutional rights in order to further their agenda (i.e. abortion, gender and racial preferences, etc.) and routinely invent "repressed groups" in order to expand the power of the State (i.e. homosexuals, minorities, illegal immigrants, etc.) or to subvert the power of established institutions (i.e. the Church, family, nationalism, etc.).

101. Most Liberals would feel more shame in standing to attention during the National Anthem then they would in stealing from a Poor Box.

102. Socialism works...until you run out of other people's money.

103. A Libtard refuses to acknowledge that anything which breathes, eats, shits and multiplies from the moment of conception is alive. If those are not the most basic functions of Life, I don't know what is.

104. Libtards defend an economic policy which has consisted of taking $1.5 trillion out of the credit markets for bank bailouts and questionable Stimulus plans, keeping the printing presses at the Mint going 24/7/365, debasing the currency through "Quantitative Easing", spending tax dollars that have yet to be collected twice and then borrowing $5 trillion more in order to pay for programs which create no wealth, salable goods or products or private sector jobs, and which do not generate any tax income whatsoever is a responsible plan for 'recovery'.

105. Libtards subsidize poverty and advocate for policies which discourage productive work, denigrate the profit motive and capitalism, and then claim to be the champions and guardians of the very perpetual poverty class they've created.

106. Liberals believe that a man who simply reads the words written by others and fed to him by a teleprompter is the Greatest Orator since Cicero.

107. Government 'investments' are simply transfers of wealth that are intended to dispose of industrial surplus, resources, and labor, without that expenditure ever leading to a rise in real living standards. You could just as easily bake millions of loaves of bread, and then set them on fire to achieve the same effect, but it doesn't have the appearance of true economic activity.

108. Liberals believe that mortgage lenders are 'predatory' and people who don't read contracts or retain legal counsel before they sign on the dotted line are 'victims'.

109. Collective Liberalism promises equality of prosperity, but only produces equality of misery.

110.  Liberals are neither Truly Liberal or Democrats; they are shameless LIBERTINES who hate democracy because if given the choice of Collective Totalitarianism and Capitalistic Freedom, the people would select Freedom and Capitalism every time, leaving the Liberal out in the cold and needing to work for a living.

111. Liberals believe that people are incapable of changing their personal circumstances, or improving their lot in Life without an expensive and expansive government bureaucracy to 'help' them do it, usually at the expense of someone else.

112. Liberals believe all wars are evil and unwinnable...unless they start them. Then they're humanitarian efforts intended to promote good ends and altruistic ideals.

113. Liberals believe that when a terrorist is caught only because he fails to detonate his underwear on your flight, or fails to blow up his Pathfinder in Times Square, leaving his keys, cellphone, driver's license and address book behind in the glovebox, that the Homeland Security regime 'worked' to perfection.

114. Liberals believe that Terrorism is not an act of war perpetrated by a sick and violent culture, but rather law enforcement problem to be handled with civilian courts and Miranda rights....unless there's a bump in the polls to be had for shooting a terrorist in the face without a trial.

115. Liberals claim to stand 'for the Little Guy', but once the Little Guy's use as convenient political prop or rhetorical device is over, he is conveniently forgotten again.

UPDATE: You can view the latest update to this post -- 145 Reasons Why Liberals Suck -- HERE.


Anonymous said...

really no one commented? this guy speaks the whole truth

Matthew said...

Well, let's face it: this isn't exactly the hot spot that all the hip, happenin' young whippersnappers out there wantot congregate at.

Appreciate the response, though!


Anonymous said...

i'm afraid that it's all over but the most earnest prayer is that i make it to the end and i'm able to take out as many of the bastards responsible as possible(would accept a full time position doing now) talking,voting,blah blah blah,the only thing to save the republic is swift, devastating action.what the fuck are we waiting for?

Matthew said...

I assume you mean "Why haven't we frog-marched the Libtards to the oven, yet?", and my response would be this:

To what end? And what sort of precedent does that set up for the future?

What happens when, as is entirely possible, the Godbot Wing of the Republican Party should finally succeed in setting up the theocratic dictatorship they always seem to be advocating for: Can someone like me, who doesn't believe in God, be safe with the precedent of killing inconvenient people having been set, even if, religious belief aside, I do espouse many of the'right' opinions and positions?

The purpose of posting this screed was not to incite hatred of or violence toward, liberals (small 'l' intentional). It was to identify the extremely warped and contradictory mindset most of them seem to acquire with their politics. Having identified liberal stupidity, the hope is that future liberal stupidity couldbe seen for what it is-- the by product of a juvenile and sick mindset -- and therefore make it easier to identify AND THEN IGNORE.

What passes for liberal thinking in this age will not be eliminated by simply killing people (as satisfying as that might be). It can only be elimintated by others who are aware of what the liberal is and how she (it's usually a she) thinks, who have the foresight to intervene when the bad idea threatens to make the jump into shortsighted action, or worse, oppressive law.

Anonymous said...

matt,the chinese own most of the country&buying more(mineral rights,etc.mexico is invading from the south,don't you live in a sanctuary state?(we are losing our cultural indentity)if you id yourself with a hyphen before the word american,you are refusing to assimilate.time was people worked hard to learn the language,now we are going broke printing shit in all sorts of different languages.please see your bill of rights matt,congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion ,or prohibiting the free exercise thereof... so you can belive in whatever you want,unless of course, you live under sharia law,which is on it's way too.comprimise is killing this country,from the inside.we were given a republic and we could not keep it. matt,have you ever heard of the franfurt school,i can send you a link or something

Matthew said...

Yes, I'm quite aware of the Rape of the Culture meme, but you have to admit that at least some of our culture does, in fact, have Classically Liberal roots.

The difference between the old-style Classical Liberal and the Modern liberal (small 'l' intentional) is that they have forgotten that individuals have soveriegn rights. This isn't surprising since it is those sovereign rights which have, thus far, prevented the Modern liberal agenda from becoming a full-blown reality.

Trust me on this; I've probabbly forgotten more about American History and Politics than you probably ever knew. I know how we got here, and I'm also well aware of the childish, ireresponsible attitude which drives the modern libtard.

Conversely, much of what calls itself Conservative in this day and age suffers from much the same mental defects.

The solution to our current crisis of culture is not to be found in some religiuous douchebag who holds out his/her extraordinary faith as a reason to grant them elected office, it is to be found in retaking the INSTIUTIONS of American life (courts, schools, law, business) one at a time by a co-ordinated effort to expose the fallacies of both Modern liberalism and conservatism.

I would fear a republic presided over by a Rick Perry or Michele Bachmann every bit as much as I detest the one currently being wrecked by Barack Obama. You're not going to find your answers in elective politics as much as you will find them in a great mass of people acting in their own,enlightened interests.

The only way of stopping either extreme is by exposing their logical inconsistencies to the light of day, where reasonable people can then make reasonable judgements upon them. If we had that sort of system in America today, we'd soon be rid of both political extremes, andbe a whole lot happier and productive for it.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah, you have forgotten more than i know.making such a statment about someone you know nothing about,speaks volumes about youself.are you one of those"no labels" people?hey son, where did the founders say those individual rights come from anyway?

Matthew said...

You're absolutely right; I should not make such blanket statements without first-hand knowledge. You have my apologies.

On your second point:

God does not grant rights. The idea that She (I figure God must be a woman because only a woman could make this big a mess of things and then still have the balls to demand to be worshiped for it)grants human and sovereign rights is a development of the Enlightenment -- which come to think of it, was one of the primary mechanisms of what we would now refer to as Classical Liberalism.

If you were up on your political theory and philosophy, you might have remembered that.

"God grants Man rights" was the "peasant's" answer to the construct of the Divine Right of Kings. A cursory examination of the Bible would show that God does not give rights: She gives commands, beginning with "Be fruitful and multiply", and then followed by about 600 examples of "Thou shall...(for my benefit)", and "Thou shall not...(or else you'll piss Me off)".

Nowhere does the Bible say "Thou hast the right..."

And even acceptance into God's fold is conditional upon a command (see Commandments I and II). so so much for the idea of a beneficient deity who loves unconditionally, and grants liberties; in order to even join Her little club, you have to submit to Her will, first.

Hardly a grant of a sovereign right.

This is not an attack upon your religion or religious belief, I'm simply pointing out the contradictory dialectic inherent in most (small 'c' intentional)religious/conservative ideals.
Personally, while your view is much more palatable than the alternative, it doesn't follow that I have to swallow it whole, either.

Anonymous said...

i'm not sure how this got to be a theological discussion,all i know is that the founding fathers were believers and to state otherwise is absolutely false.they were also aware that without a moral "compass",no man is able to handle freedom.was it john adams that said something along those lines?i'm sure you can give me the quote that escapes me now.i did find this,from 2ND corinthians 3:17 now the lord is that spirit,and where the spirit of the lord is there is free or die matt& molon labe

Matthew said...

It became a theological issue with your question about knowing where my rights came from.

Undoubtedly the Founders were believers; this fact was never in question.It also doesn't mean they were right, for there is no proof for the existence of God, and if I remember correctly, Jefferson was an atheist or an agnostic (I forget which), so take that for what it's worth. All those references to a Creator, etc. in the Declaration were put in by Adams and Franklin, after the fact.

However, there seems to be a fundamental misunderstanding about just how it is we've come by our democratic repurblic. The United States, despite the official propaganda about Pilgrims and upright, God-fearin' Founders, is the culmination of a 4,000 year-old tradition and evolutionary process, with roots dating back to Ancient Greece, with much taken from the ideals of the Roman Republic, Humanism, the Reformation, and Enlightment.

Most of those movements had very little to do with religion, and most of them, in fact, were anti-religion, stressing the superiority of the intellect over superstition.

Democratic republicanism (we live in a democratic republic, after all) is a CULTURAL phenomenon which predates Christianity, and the Enlightenment ideals which form the basis of the American Constitution. Moral compasses aside, the reason why democracy so often fails in the Non-West (jury is stillout on Iraq and Afghanistan) is NOT a lack of a moral compass, so much as it is an inability to absorb the lessons/requirements of Western Culture along with your Western Government.

The Japanese, for example, learned this lesson the hard way, and the Indians had it pounded into them over 4 centuries of European rule. And I think you'd be hard-presed to say that neither of those peoples has a moral compass; where they,initially, failed, was in the belief that they could simply emulate the forms of Western government and institutions while retaining some of their more antithetical cultural practices.

The reason why democracy may fail in the United States is because the culture is being undermined, not so much morally (most Americans oppose abortion, and profess a faith in God, for example), but by Progressive Libtard-ism, which has given us the unfortunate formulation wherein everyone is a victim of something, and entitled to earn a living off someone else's back, with a strong does of cultural relativism.

It's a philosophy (if you can call it that) which appeals to the stupid and the lazy, which the country is, unfortunately, filled to the brim with. it's purpose is NOT to creat a better world, as it's proponents would have you believe, but to instead sap the will and morale of it's intellectual and social enemies.

What they really aim to do is tell you how to live, according to their own questionable tastes and ideals. You can throw allthe Adams and Corinthians you want at that fact, but it won't defend you from the Libtards: what you need to do is to continually point out their stupidity and hypocrasy until even the dimmest bulb gets the message:


We will win this battle not through logic -- because that bounces off a Libtard's head like peas off a steel helmet, and because a goodly number of Americans have the IQ of an Irish Setter. We will win it by pointing out just how laughably stupid they are, and publicly ridiculing the bejesus out of them.

Anonymous said...

From a conservative Agnostic,

What a fun list, tho it would be better if the more extreme items were edited out.

Not all environmentalist are whack. Not all lawyers corrupt. Not all academics unproductive. If fact, many such people find global warming stupid, are appalled by federal meddling in education, and disgusted (down right pissed off) by the immorality of the federal welfare state.

Anyway, we can all take heart, the DISEASE of libtardia will eventually (all on its own, no crazy violent revolution needed) disproportionately kill off the libtards and their dependents.

We are currently 16 Trillion in debt BUT THAT IS NOTHING compared to the future federal unfunded liabilties coming due over the next 20 years measured in the HUNDREDS OF TRILLIONS of DEBT then add in the States' unfunded liabilities and . . . well you get the picture.

Utterly unsustainable, and nobody can do a damn thing about it, (unless we stop letting Libtards vote).

This crushing debt will reach a point where it will utterly collapse in a few weeks, if not a few days.

When will it happen? I dunno, but it could be alot sooner than I think.

Food will be gone from the stores, and no new deliveries will be made. No gas, no electricty, no internet, no TV, no radio, no trains, no planes, no modern medical care.

Good enough for my pioneer ancestors. Those of us with "can do" attitudes will do just fine.

The storm is coming, and when it hits, the Libtards will sit on their rooftops and wait for the help that will never come. They will starve in place. All major cities will become Ghost Morgues. Think New Orleans after Katrina, but this time no one ever comes to help. Remember those that failed to heed the warnings sitting and waiting for the rescue?

Buy a place in the country and learn how to farm. And pray that you, and those you love, are home when it hits. And never forget to enjoy every day granted on this earth. It is one hell of an adventure.

Matthew said...

Thanks much. By the way, this list was recently updated to 125 reasons Why Liberals Suck, and you can read it here.

Anonymous said...

Matthew & Anonymous;
Loved the List and fell right in to the dialog between the two of you. It reminded me of the "dorm days" when the late night discussions always worked their way around to religion.

When I tink about the ideas put into the Constitution and the Bible I see a realization of the frailties of human nature. Our "forefathers" recognized our shortcomings and put checks and balances into their plan to give us pause. I say pause because it's a "plan", their wish, not something that they could enforce once they were gone. I believe (and yes I believe in Him) the same is true of most of the Bible. I see ideas that promote the social aspect of humans living together, certainly the "shalt nots" are intended to give us pause. And where would we be without "pause"; the pause to consider the implications of acts, the pause of anticipation that leads to greater appreciation of...

It takes personal responsibility and self discipline to impose that pause on ourselfs, that pause that lets us consider the long term effect of an idea or action. I've often wondered how some of my liberal friends, intelegent and educated ones, can continue to accept most of the liberal ideas; I think your #16 addresses this.

Can you imagine opening a good bottle of wine and just taking a slug from the neck of the bottle. You'd miss the real fun; pouring, studying the color, breathing in the aroma, savoring the first sip. You need the pause, the anticipa...

Edward Egersheim said...

Talk about hitting the nail right on the head! Good job. If you don't mind I am going to post one of these every day on my Facebook as a sort of 365 days of liberal foolishness.

Edward Egersheim said...

Two liberals walking down the street come upon a beaten,raped,and robbed woman lying on the ground. One liberal turns to the other and says "my goodness, we have to find the man that did this and help him! " as they continue walking past.

Anonymous said...


Matthew said...

Now, now, that's not fair...only SOME liberals "small 'l' intentional) are faggots, but as soon as they get married and have to start dealing with the realities of life I can promise you THOSE liberals will become Conservatives.

Just like the heterosexual liberal faggots do. Conservatism, after all, is for adults.

Not Diogenes said...

What fun! I only just discovered your musings and your list. I have to mention this to my friends. That one lib with the rather lengthy replies (sadly mistaken, though, as are most liberals)is side-splittingly mistaken about, well, just about everything.

labman57 said...

Liberals defined:

Liberals tend to be tolerant of people who are different than themselves ethnically, religiously, culturally, etc. so long as those people are not themselves intolerant of others.

Liberals believe that voting is a fundamental right of every American citizen, and that is is ethically wrong to create logistical roadblocks that make it more difficult for selected demographic sectors of the electorate to exercise that right.

Liberals do not believe that an advanced college education and a well-informed populace is something to be shunned and scorned as an aspiration associated with elitists, nor do they believe that when science conflicts with religious dogma, damn the science.

Liberals tend to believe that it is the duty of a civilized society to provide basic needs (food, shelter, health care) to those who are unable to provide for themselves or their families. In other words, unlike conservatives, liberals do not regard compassion and empathy for the socio-economically disadvantaged to be character flaws.

Liberals do not believe that the government should micro-manage the sex lives of its citizens.

Liberals do not embrace the self-serving ideology of "dog eat dog" and "every man for himself".

Liberals do not believe "peace" and "diplomacy" are heinous concepts to be scorned when developing foreign policy.

Liberals believe that the impact on the global environment must always be considered when developing or expanding industry and technology.

Liberals believe that the values, morals and tenets of ANY religion have absolutely no place in politics with respect establishing public policy or writing legislation.

Liberals do not believe that some regions of the nation are more "pro-America" than are other areas, and we do not wrap ourselves in the flag and proclaim that patriotism is an attribute exclusive to those who share our ideologies.

Geez. No wonder so many self-proclaimed God-fearing, gun-packing conservatives with a chip on their shoulder think that liberals are only good for one thing -- target practice.

Matthew said...

No one advocated shooting liberals, although, come to think of it, that sounds like a good idea.

Just kidding...or am I?

You may console yourself with the thought, labman57, that you're some sort of enlightened individual who is all sunshine and skittles, however, you just haven't been forced to confront the realities of your political philosophy....yet.

That'll probably happen sometime in the next year when you lose your health insurance, assuming you aren't one of the professional dependent already.

As Irving Kristol, father of modern conservatism once said, "A Conservative is a Liberal who has been mugged by realty."

If you don't like Irving, then try this wonderfully-eloquent sentiment from Winston Churchill:

"A man under the age of 30 who is not a liberal has no heart; a man over the age of 30 who isn't a conservative has no brain."

By the way, this list was updated since the advent of the Obamaturd Administration to 125 reasons why Liberals suck. You can read it here:

Matt R. said...

And a liberal will scream like hell if they think i am holding my cat improperly or not respecting and putting animals first.And they will scream at me for eating meat but will still feed it to their pets.

Anonymous said...

Fifty years ago, a liberal was someone who gave of their time and money to help those, who, through no fault of their own were in need. Some of them deserving of Sainthood even. But then they organized. They attracted rich individuals who had created their fortunes off the back of others, felt guilty and needed to assuage these feelings with donations. Having acquired the funding,they began their expansion, using every injustice, real or imagined as a stepping stone, knowing that if you through enough mud at the wall, some of it will stick. In effect, they followed their nose to where they are today: day-dreaming bloodsuckers,

Anonymous said...

Mr. Matthew, I'd just like to take a moment and give thanks. I am highly appreciative of what you've done here; you've brought convenience to my favorite pastime: insulting libtards.

Anon said...

How ironic it is that you claim to hate liberals for being lunatics when you're a lunatic liberal yourself. If you ask me, you're hypocritical.

Matthew said...

I don't know what the hell you've just read, but none of that up above sounds liberal to reasonable people.

Perhaps you're retarded, Anonymous poster?

Anonymous said...

KUDOS! Spot on. Spot. On.

Anonymous said...

Great post! LIBerals do suck bad. This guy Matt is a libtard of the worst kind, a brainwashed, mind-numbed LIB zombie. "Say yes to abortion on demand, 2000-3000 every day for 50 years! Say yes to open borders and unvetted refugees from anywhere and for any reason!!! Weeeee!!! We love high taxes and more regulations. Tax us more!!! Fix the climate from changing! Tax and regulate us more!!!" They're sick and they suck. Thank you.

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