And when I say "One Percent" I mean the One Percent that has more money than brains and threw it at Obama in the same way that women used to throw their underwear at Tom Jones.
You know how I know that these people are Obama voters? Watch the slideshow and find out:
Only a rich, clueless libtard would pose for pictures with an obviously-gay man who designs wedding dresses for dogs, totally unaware of the undertone of crass, conspicuous consumption evident in that photo, and then go on to lecture one of us about drinking a 32-ounce Slurpee (I mean, I don't know that either one actually did lecture anyone, but you just know they would, given the chance to lord their superiority over a prole).
Only someone who voted for Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Anthony Weiner, probably more than once, too, could find this photo "adorable" instead of what it really is: disturbing.
Talk about animal cruelty? How would you like to have all that shit stuck to your head, leaving you unable to lick your own ass when needed?
The best evidence of all: who else would paint the Gay Pride flag on a dog?
People who would turn a dog into something that resembles a Mixed Berry Pop Tart should be taken out and shot. At one time in American History, we let people like that die of AIDS, but then that became politically incorrect: Now we keep them alive to torture animals and vote for Liberal Democrats (oxymoron, I know) who give great speech but otherwise couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a flashlight.
This is a Red Carpet photo. Only flaming libtards who would eat the peanuts out of Obama's shit routinely show up in Red Carpet Photos.
The Red Carpet Photo with a knuckle-dragging libtard in it is a ubiquitous feature of American Life. Just think of all the Red Carpet Photos you've seen in your own time that have the very apex of the Obama Ass-sucking Elite in them: Alec Baldwin, Steven Spielberg, Brangelina, and so forth.
Only libtards pose for Red Carpet photos, therefore, this woman must be an Obama-Loving libtard.
Fat lesbians also show up frequently in Red Carpet photos.Think Rosie O'Donnell, Janeane Garofolo, Joy Behar and Hillary Clinton. Fat lesbians are an important Obama voting bloc. Rich, fat lesbians who have too much free time on their hands so that they can dress their dog up like Doris Day, are the single most important Obama voting bloc, after African-Americans and Single Welfare mothers with four babies by seven daddies.
Only Gay Men would dress a dog in tails in this summer heat, choosing style over function or comfort. I'm shocked...shocked...that there's no sparkly top hat included to round out this otherwise disturbing ensemble.
Incidentally, Gay men will make up approximately 1/4 of the delegates being sent by the Democratic Party to the Convention in Charlotte this year, primarily because they throw the most tasteful parties with all the hot-and-cold running Man-on-Man anal sex a member of the Congressional Black Caucus could want, all on the cheap and the Down Low.
By the way, did we mention that fat lesbians were an important Obama constituency group? Ah, just in case we already have, there's another tidbit about fat lesbians on Red Carpets holding poodles in pink-ribbon bondage. This is one of the few social events people like this can attend, and not cause the local hospital to worry than a lunatic or recovering burn victim has escaped.
By the way, Fat Ugly Lesbians on Red Carpets Who Otherwise Could Not Attend a Social Function Because They Look Like 50 pounds of Whale Blubber in a 10 Pound Sack, are also a significant Obama Voting Bloc.
Obviously, this dog's owner is an escaped mental patient, gayer than Richard Simmons, and for some reason finds it necessary to hold a teacup chihuahua by the gonads at all times.
All three traits add up to Totalitarian Socialist Douchebag, in our book! An Obama voter/contributor, for certain!
By the way, The Keebler Elves called: they want their uniform back!
This is not a dog dressed to resemble a peacock: it is, instead, the Gay Men's Health Crisis Anal Sex Awareness Float, suitably modified for the event.
Since only Obama supporters and contributors would engage in Anal Sex with a Dog dressed like Carmen Miranda, we can safely assume that whoever owns this dog loves President Odouchebag, and probably does things to his four-footed friends that would get him arrested everywhere, except maybe West Virginia.
You can see it from here: the glassy, wide-eyed, thousand-yard stare. The complete disregard for how ridiculous you look. The treating the dog as if it were a child, or a baby doll, living some delusional fantasy.
You see the same symptoms on people's faces when they leave an Obama Campaign Speech. This is your brain on Hopenchange, Kids! Just say NO!
See, only a sick-and-twisted Libtard supporter of Barack Hussein Obama (did we mention that he's black, too?) would put two animals in a bed and force them to have sex in front of a crowd, and cameras. Because for a Libtard, everything, eventually, is about sex.
The Welfare State exists so that minorities can have sex without consequence. Abortion exists so that White Ivy-League-Educated Women too lazy or cheap to buy condoms can have sex without consequence. AIDS funding increases year-after-year so that Gay Men may have sex without consequence. Now, apparently, it's time for animals to be allowed to have "reproductive freedom", but only after two of them have been forced to pose for a disgusting propaganda photo!
This is the worst sort of conspicuous, wasteful, totally pointless consumption I have ever seen in my life. A quarter million bucks (and I'm beginning to wonder if it's possible any of it came from Stimulus Funds?) to stage a mock dog wedding (get this) FOR CHARITY.
That's how you know these people are all book-carrying, Obama-loving Libtards, because the irony of such a waste of money would be totally and completely lost on them. Why not just donate the $250,000 to the Humane Society on the Q.T., and skip the obnoxious display of wealth, like any good Republican would do?
Because without the manufactured pomp and circumstance, you'd never believe what these people in their tiny, little minds believe: that they're somehow special, and you're not. That's why!
One wonders: Where's Occupy Wall Street when you need 'em most?