In case you missed it all:
I have a new post up on the Insane Asylum, attempting to answer the...umm...burning....question: Is a yeast Infection REALLY a STD.
Over at Diogene's Middle Finger, my opus from this past week on Richard Nixon was reposted, with thanks to Diogenes Sarcastica.
Also, here's some interesting stuff you should read right fucking now:
There is a movement afoot in Sweden to make men sit down to take a piss. This is why Sweden is no longer a world power. And Barack Obama wants to make us more like Scandinavia? I think not!
The Incredible Mark Steyn on Obama's Stupidity, long-windedness, and stunning lack of achievement.
And another Obama Ally, this one an honest-to-God economist, calls Obama's Tenure "the Administration of Financial Confidence and Foodstamps". The rats always jump ship first.
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Friday, June 15, 2012
About Richard Nixon...
I found this article interesting because Black uses the phrase "criminalization of policy and partisan differences", and means that to say that both ends of the political spectrum routinely accuse the other of being the absolute worst people born since Hitler and Genghis Khan had identical triplets. According to this sort of mindset, anything the other side has to say on any subject is reflexively responded to by it's counterpart as the grossest crime, or the most egregious abuse of human rights, and probably an indication that one side or the other would like to run a conveyor belt full of kittens through industrial wood chippers and sell the resulting mess as luncheon meat in your kid's school cafeteria.
No one gets the benefit of the doubt, anymore, no serious question ever gets the fair hearing it deserves.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
For The Sake of My Fat Ass...
Okay, so it's been a week since I've gotten out of the hospital, and one of the things I seriously need to start doing is taking off some of this excess blubber I'm carrying around. Truth to tell, I was absolutely flabbergasted when I stepped on that scale in the ER and the little LED display read...well, those numbers.
See, this Lunatic needs to lose approximately *cough-cough* pounds, which is an awful lot. Believe me, you never knew *cough-cough* could be such a terrible number until someone or something has pointed out to you that *cough-cough* would be impressive....if you were a fucking walrus. Thank you, smart-ass nurse!
See, this Lunatic needs to lose approximately *cough-cough* pounds, which is an awful lot. Believe me, you never knew *cough-cough* could be such a terrible number until someone or something has pointed out to you that *cough-cough* would be impressive....if you were a fucking walrus. Thank you, smart-ass nurse!
Monday, June 11, 2012
Professor Hanson: The Liberal Super Nova...
The Prof explains, and then destroys, the Liberal mindset with such great authority and eloquence that it almost brought a tear to my eye.
This man is a national treasure, and he should be heeded because he's one of the few pundits we have these days who talks some plain old common sense.
This man is a national treasure, and he should be heeded because he's one of the few pundits we have these days who talks some plain old common sense.
"There Are Vicious People Working for the President..."
So says Lanny Davis, ex-Clinton lapdog and all-around self-serving douchebag.
This sort of reinforces the idea that I've had -- expressed many times on this very page -- that Barack Obama doesn't really run anything. he simply leaves things to his subordinates, and then goes on vacation or attends another tony fundraiser. For him, being President of the United States is just one, great big ego trip, and the heavy lifting -- the real work associated with it -- is for someone else to do.
If this is a truly accurate description of the people this President has surrounded himself with, the Valerie Jarrets, the David Axelrods, the sort of petty little dictators who never forget a slight (real or imagined), and who are willing to use their positions and access to the Commander-in-Chump to settle old scores, then it's no wonder that the Obama Tidy Bowl Presidency has gone the way it has.
This sort of reinforces the idea that I've had -- expressed many times on this very page -- that Barack Obama doesn't really run anything. he simply leaves things to his subordinates, and then goes on vacation or attends another tony fundraiser. For him, being President of the United States is just one, great big ego trip, and the heavy lifting -- the real work associated with it -- is for someone else to do.
If this is a truly accurate description of the people this President has surrounded himself with, the Valerie Jarrets, the David Axelrods, the sort of petty little dictators who never forget a slight (real or imagined), and who are willing to use their positions and access to the Commander-in-Chump to settle old scores, then it's no wonder that the Obama Tidy Bowl Presidency has gone the way it has.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Big Changes Are Coming...
We here at the Asylum (that would be Me, Mr. Chap, and the Asylum Elves -- Lefty, Swifty, Butch and Stig) are pleased to announce that you can now follow this exquisite mental constipation on Facebook.
Very soon, you will also be able to use this new-fangled Twitter contraption the kids all have their panties in a bunch over to...Tweet, is it?...this nonsense to your family, friends, and all the people you really fucking hate. As long as you're going to waste your time reading this pablum you might as well avail yourself of the opportunity to annoy everyone you know with it.
Also coming soon, you'll be able to show your deepest gratitude and appreciation for all the effort, hard work and days of missing my meds that go into crafting only the finest of offensive missives by clicking on some goddamned ads, and getting me paid. And soon after that, there will be a Tip Jar added, because this Lunatic likes New York Strip and Marlboros -- and they don't grown on friggin' trees you know.
Any donation at all will be greatly appreciated, and also save you the trauma and trouble of an unannounced, midnight visit from Mr. Twinkie, our resident Ninja Elf, who still believes he's out in the bush fighting Charlie.
We'd like to thank the literally thousands of you who stop by here each and every month for your continued support of the Lunatic's Asylum, and ask you to continue patronizing us for all of your mentally diseased commentary needs.
Thanks much!
Regards,
Matthew
Chief Lunatic-in-Residence
The Lunatic's Asylum
Very soon, you will also be able to use this new-fangled Twitter contraption the kids all have their panties in a bunch over to...Tweet, is it?...this nonsense to your family, friends, and all the people you really fucking hate. As long as you're going to waste your time reading this pablum you might as well avail yourself of the opportunity to annoy everyone you know with it.
Also coming soon, you'll be able to show your deepest gratitude and appreciation for all the effort, hard work and days of missing my meds that go into crafting only the finest of offensive missives by clicking on some goddamned ads, and getting me paid. And soon after that, there will be a Tip Jar added, because this Lunatic likes New York Strip and Marlboros -- and they don't grown on friggin' trees you know.
Any donation at all will be greatly appreciated, and also save you the trauma and trouble of an unannounced, midnight visit from Mr. Twinkie, our resident Ninja Elf, who still believes he's out in the bush fighting Charlie.
We'd like to thank the literally thousands of you who stop by here each and every month for your continued support of the Lunatic's Asylum, and ask you to continue patronizing us for all of your mentally diseased commentary needs.
Thanks much!
Regards,
Matthew
Chief Lunatic-in-Residence
The Lunatic's Asylum
Thursday, June 07, 2012
A Night In The Hospital...
This Lunatic was just released from a hospital yesterday.
Well, maybe not "released", as what happened was that I went to a hospital, and once I felt better I demanded they let me out, but you get the idea; I was in the hospital overnight from Tuesday to Wednesday morning.
The first thing I'd like to say is "Thank You" to the staff at Staten Island University Hospital. You folks do a bang-up job, and probably never get any credit for it. Especially when you have to deal with the world's worst patient (i.e. Me), although the part where you woke me up from a sound, bed-wetting slumber in order to give me a sedative still sorta-kinda mystifies.
Well, maybe not "released", as what happened was that I went to a hospital, and once I felt better I demanded they let me out, but you get the idea; I was in the hospital overnight from Tuesday to Wednesday morning.
The first thing I'd like to say is "Thank You" to the staff at Staten Island University Hospital. You folks do a bang-up job, and probably never get any credit for it. Especially when you have to deal with the world's worst patient (i.e. Me), although the part where you woke me up from a sound, bed-wetting slumber in order to give me a sedative still sorta-kinda mystifies.
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
No MoDo, No Mojo...
My, just how fickle Maureen Dowd can be! Then again, that's the stock-in-trade of the disappointed Feminazi.
Maureen Dowd finally realizes that Barack Obama is a Monumental Disphit.
Now, if you've lost MoDo, it's only a matter of time before the other rats at the New York Times (that means you Tom "I lost on Jeopardy!" Friedman, and you Paul "Never Met a Communist I Wouldn't Tongue Kiss" Krugman) start leaving the Obama Titanic Team, although I'm perfectly certain they all have already penned elegant, and convoluted in a way that only makes sense to another Libtard, exit opus to cover their behinds.
I'll bet they've had those sitting in the filing cabinet since about, oh...January 20th, 2009.
Maureen Dowd finally realizes that Barack Obama is a Monumental Disphit.
Now, if you've lost MoDo, it's only a matter of time before the other rats at the New York Times (that means you Tom "I lost on Jeopardy!" Friedman, and you Paul "Never Met a Communist I Wouldn't Tongue Kiss" Krugman) start leaving the Obama Titanic Team, although I'm perfectly certain they all have already penned elegant, and convoluted in a way that only makes sense to another Libtard, exit opus to cover their behinds.
I'll bet they've had those sitting in the filing cabinet since about, oh...January 20th, 2009.
This Is Why Grandma Must Die...
Mark Steyn on everything I've ever said about the vampire elderly and their stupid, selfish, about-to-retire-in-record-number children.Only he's Mark Steyn, and people listen to him.
Societies in which people not only expect, but demand, to spend the last three decades of their lives sponging off the productivity of others are societies that are ultimately doomed.
The day may be coming soon when Soylent Green is no longer a Sci-fi cult movie classic. I, for one, will rejoice when that day arrives.
Societies in which people not only expect, but demand, to spend the last three decades of their lives sponging off the productivity of others are societies that are ultimately doomed.
The day may be coming soon when Soylent Green is no longer a Sci-fi cult movie classic. I, for one, will rejoice when that day arrives.
This Is Why The Public Schools Suck, Part VIII...
I meant to post this fascinating article last week, but forgot all about it. It's entitled The Unteachables, and it's all about the process of -- as Fred Reed has called it -- Enstupidation. You can read about this disgusting and deliberate program here and here.
(Note: I've been a fan of Fred's for years, even if I don't happen to agree with him half the time.The man should be given some sort of medal for inventing this term because it's a perfect description of an observable phenomenon!)
It is now apparent that our institutions of learning have become little more than playgrounds for the preternaturally stupid run by the lazy -- often unionized and tenured -- ignorant. Recess is not taking place after lunch, but obviously before and after. That one hour, mid-day, where kids run around playing and chasing each other (assuming that hasn't been outlawed to avoid lawsuit, or as a means to avoid someones feelings being crushed) just might be the most productive things modern schoolkids do all day, apart from leaving school at 3 p.m.
Now you know where all those "Occupy ________" idiots came from, and who led them to the riots.
(Note: I've been a fan of Fred's for years, even if I don't happen to agree with him half the time.The man should be given some sort of medal for inventing this term because it's a perfect description of an observable phenomenon!)
It is now apparent that our institutions of learning have become little more than playgrounds for the preternaturally stupid run by the lazy -- often unionized and tenured -- ignorant. Recess is not taking place after lunch, but obviously before and after. That one hour, mid-day, where kids run around playing and chasing each other (assuming that hasn't been outlawed to avoid lawsuit, or as a means to avoid someones feelings being crushed) just might be the most productive things modern schoolkids do all day, apart from leaving school at 3 p.m.
Now you know where all those "Occupy ________" idiots came from, and who led them to the riots.
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