Friday, July 16, 2010

You Can't Make This Up...

To keep a 16-year-old girl from being sexually promiscuous, a male relative had oral sex with her.

You have to be in a pretty brazen and unique category of Asshole to try this one out on the cops. I do soooo hope this moron gets himself a real nice boyfriend in prison. By the way, was I the only one who noticed the Muslim first name on the perp, and immediately made the connection between pious hypocrisy and pedophilia?

But we don't only have naughty uncles here on this verdant isle, no, no,no! We have our own version of the sexy female teacher/predator...except that this one isn't so sexy, and has somehow only managed to generate a controversy that people are still talking about 5 years after the fact.

You'll be happy to know that the Board of Education -- that most August and Sober body --has just decided that it's actions in suspending this teacher, rather than firing her, were correct. Nevermind the fact that getting a teacher fired, regardless of offense, in this City is next to impossible. I suppose we should be grateful the woman just decided to quit, eventually.

But, the sordid saga doesn't end there! Now we learn that this teacher has dropped her budding pedophilia -- for a career as a professional gambler -- and she has garnered a great deal of public sympathy. I'm not sure why, but this five-year-old tale has resurfaced in the papers here for nearly a week, now. It's pathetic.

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